Wanted: 2 Girls Who Like Soccer & Creepers from San Diego

Wanted: 2 Girls Who Like Soccer & Creepers from San Diego

OK boys fess up. Which one of you wannabe ballers from SD posted this on Craigslist?
LA Fans

Galaxy MLS Cup 2011 – $20 (home depot)

WELL, THE GALAXY MADE IT TO THE FINAL FOR THE MLS CUP.. I BOUGHT MY TICKETS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO.. THESE ARE SECTION 231.. THEY ARE LIKE MIDDLE SECTION… MORE THAN SELLING THEM… I RATHER TAKE TWO GIRLS FOR FREE TO THIS GAME.. IM COMING FROM SAN DIEGO TO SEE THE GALAXY BE CHAMPIONS… SO WHICH TWO GIRLS WANT TO GO? EMAIL ME AND WE CAN EXCHANGE EMAILS AND PICS…

I know whoever placed this ad has high hopes that the respondents to his offer will resemble the Beckhamistas above in more than one way but trust me my dude, you are only setting yourself up for disappointment. This is Craigslist, not Jacques (NSFW); you will count yourself lucky if your dates are not “pros”/con artists and have all of their teeth.

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